508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
don't judge my taste in strippers
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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