I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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