What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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