Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
why is half of my head shaved?
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