its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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