Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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