This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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