David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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