Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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