whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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