Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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