you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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