can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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