So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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