I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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