SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
