There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
me + whiskey = a bad person
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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