Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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