I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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