she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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