She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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