question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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