I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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