Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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