What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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