What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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