Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
It's rum buckets o'clock
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-