I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.