So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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