What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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