so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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