Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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