The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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