What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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