kristin has been a bad kristin
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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