We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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