Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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