Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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