I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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