she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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