Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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