so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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