I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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