She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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