Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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