I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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