As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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