summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
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"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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