You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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