there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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