Banned from zoo.
Again?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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