so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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