If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
So much rum. So many feels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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