She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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