Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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