Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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