roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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