You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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