scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
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Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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